The Lenovo Tapes

March 30th, 2006 by Joid

Wikipedia:
Lenovo Group Limited (????????), formerly known as Legend Group Ltd and New Technology Developer Incorporated, is the largest personal computer manufacturer in the People’s Republic of China, and as of 2004 is the third largest in the world, ninth before purchase of IBM’s PC Division.

At Lenovo’s they’re working (secretly?) on some pretty neat stuff. Because:

A. every employee could use a protection shield when he spills his coffee over his laptop, as soon as the coffeelady walks by.

B. every employee could use a holographic copy of hisself when he pulls the coffeelady into the cleaningcloset.

C. every employee could use an anti-destruction device on his laptop, when his wife found those pictures from the coffeelady on his laptop.

(Via our bemming Bullshit Chat, Thnx to IPM)