Don’t stay Virgin - Net Neutrality

May 8th, 2008 by Vinnie

Net neutrality is paramount to safeguard free speech and innovation on the Internet. With only one arguably negative side-effect: an unusual amount of today's Internet users are virgin. That's a problem I intend to solve. In history, man has always waged war for freedom. Now it's time to obtain our freedom with love.

Attention whore Tania Derveaux who fights for Net Neutrality AtheneWins

Fighting the power with Boobies

General Requirements and Rules of Conduct

Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:

• * applicants must be 18yrs old or above

• * condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania's body without any oral or vaginal contact

• * Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs

• * multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance

• * if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity

• * applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)

• * applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer

• * Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

Dutch: Politica ontmaagdt voor neutraal internet

Websites:
http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org | http://stopvirgin.movielol.org/