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Stelling van de Dag: HFTW (Ik ben Polleke h00r!)

Joid — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 10:26:44 +0000

Polleke is a dutch book written by Guus Kuijer about an 11 year old girl, named Polleke, who lives in the great city. The book Polleke was a follow up from the 2001 childrenbooksweekgift “Ik ben Polleke, h00r!” In 2003 they made a movie about the book and the main character Polleke was played by Liv Stig. Little girls become older and Liv now also knows how to use Hyves! And she also knows how to upload pictures. And she has also pictures of her zus!

*hop*

And after that scrap her here

Ps. the right answer to the s-telling from the dag can be given in the comments

HFTW: De Stellingzusjes

Joid — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 11:39:29 +0000

We @ Ochblog love stellingen and we all know that stellingen come in alle forms and mates. We are also always very interested in foto’s from je sus. So when these things come together, can we our luck not up. HFTW are this week Denise and Marscha Stelling. Two beautiful susters who are happy with their appearances. Denise is a very wide girl. But Marscha spanns the crown. Although I think she overdrives.
Please leave the Stellingsisters a scrap!

HFTW: Rene Van Zalk

Joid — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:15:49 +0000

There are lutsers and lutsers and of course distributiecentrum- eigenaars. Rene doesn’t fall in one of these categories. On Hyves Rene is a popular boy with more then 370 friends! And René grosses in beautiful young Hyves women. Rene Van Zalk is very good in saying the right words towards woman, which verclears probably his success among them. In right Hyves tradition is Rene Van Zalk sharing a lot of things with us. So can we find out that Rene worships Jozef Rulof, he has a fascination for the Ka, we can have a view at his awesome workspace ánd we can have a view like if we were his workspace. Yeah Rene, you are one licked fellow! Give Rene Van Zalk, our truly HFTW, also a scrap!

Hiver Fan de Wek,!

Joid — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 22:11:00 +0000

Haives is grait for, Runing intoo somoene you haffen’t see For a while. A sekret lov you feldt for somdoby ,, tat Wanabee frend or,Even a bitsh vrom te paast!. Itturns out tath someon weal noow heer.from The Past alsohas her own hyve. And onlyall for the Facdt of her blog she diserves, the titel of HFTW.

Ifyou click Around youl
findt alsoo som ofher famili . Heff fun wit Biacna!

No rights! Fapping with one arm.

Joid — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:41:41 +0000

Offwalking week I ~~was~~ am very angry at the local dutch kutsupermarkts who are selling already peppernuts, tough-tough and other Sinterklaas articles in their shop. Which is ridiculous because it still takes more then 70 days before it is little-grabs-evening. And I found out that I’m not the only one who finds that this is not ok. HFTW and moddel Debbie, of course one of my 149 Hyves friends, finds that too. And she is not somaar a friend! Debbie is famous because she has been showing off with her handicap trying to win a beautycontest on television. She’s spreading the rumour now that she is in negotiations for pictures in a Dutch mens magazin. She will keep us on the heights!

HFTW: SP!TS”journalist” heeft pornolinks op z’n blog!

Joid — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:39:51 +0000

So, no rectumfication. But Stephan Meijerhof has it arranged that now in the actual text “Ochblog” is named…
So a day later SP!TS (and HFTW Stephan) thinks that they can put it in the dovepott by adding an extra sentence? Wrong. We call that mosturd after the mealtime. In our mission to World Domination we want to be named on SP!TS printed frontpage.
To be constructive as we always are, Ochblog actually found another new sc00p that SP!TS can directly use on their frontpage! Some usefull soundbites: “Stephan Meijerhof is a collector of pr0n links” (mirror) “Dutch weblogs are filled with porno” “The pod wizes the catle that it sees black” “Who the last laughs, laughs best” and of course “Little bean comes on his paycheck”.
So SP!TS, make a nice story around it. AND REMEMBER: WWW.OCHBLOG.COM!

SP!TS STEALS/RIPT/COPIES CUNTENT!

Joid — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:54:44 +0000

Already in da second editie from HFTW is the oldfashioned media ripping our own Och contents. Shameteloose SP!TS copied the texts and even they modified our screenshot! Now al of this wouldn’t been a problem if those cuntentrippers from SP!TS would placed a sourcelink refering to Ochs post.
Fromselfspeaking our Ochlawyers are putting own some new shoes on for some serious legal stepping.

Edit: Paper Sp!ts is scanned: 1 | 2

HFTW: Geyl uut Grunn

Joid — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 22:41:34 +0000

Nou I thought that I’ve seen a lot the last years on the internets. But all the horror I’ve seen with the moddels doesn’t reach it with HIVes. Its one big horny community searching for any kind of recognition.
The lateste week I have behaving myself a little the same. I invited myself to any girl who presented herself a little slutty (that was not hard to find) and had at least more then 100 “friends” (also not hard to find). In no time I had more then 40 girlfriends extra (and counting)! After some days I received invitations back from those girls to become member of a private HIVe. And there went the bearputt really open! Hard Core pr0n in HIVes (NSFW)! And this private HIVes is moderated by a couple of HIVesgirls uut Grunn.

Has anyone seen Goodie lately?

HFTW: Elisa Kuijper

Joid — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:48:40 +0000

En there she is then. No. 1 in the serie of HFTW: Elisa Kuijper. Hyver/ster From The Week don’t you become that onefoldish. You need to fulldo to some criteria; a pathetic selfdesinged lay-out, a lot of wannabe friends, pictures of yourself looking in the most possible elegant way and of your pet (called Boefje) in a slideshow with sad empty headed music, at least one YouPuke movie about something boringly moralistic and at least a lot of brands that you worship (so you can realy show how superficial you are).
Now Elisa has all this in her Hyves ánd even more. Because there is even a possibility to touch her (not shaven) pussy! And she projects herselve in the most disereble position we know here on Och; HOYK style!
Congratulate Elisa Kuijper with being the first HFTW here on Ochblog by give her a crabble. May all the other Hyvers be inspired by Elisa.

Oh and you can crabble me of course also!