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Unexpectedly Funny Things

Sifco — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:53:45 +0000

En vanaf nu nooit meer die lilleke kop op de fp!!

waar — Sun, 11 May 2008 16:20:14 +0000

MILF inflation

Joid — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:38:52 +0000

After all the big problems that our earthclooth is suffering another one has faced the surface. Don’t think that you can still pick up easily a soccermum or cheap MILFje nearby any school at 15:00 hrs. The mothers have their price now, because they have taken themselves in the boat. A group of mums in the idyllic village of Serradilla del Arroyo are in big debts. With the best intentions they wanted to raise money.

…Its primary school has one classroom and one teacher who handles its seven pupils, spanning four grades, and ranging in age from 7 to 11. But it is so cramped, the village matrons came up with the idea of building a recreation centre for their kids.

And with the successful fund-raising from the mothers from The Calendar Girls in mind, they made a calendar themselves. But for some reason the selling didn’t fullfill the expectations…

Read the story here.

Kiki Foxy weklom!

Amazone — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:11:38 +0000

It has been all over the internets already, but also from here: congrats to the fresh parents with their tender baby kitten!

She’s the newest chick in town!

Risna.nl modern moddel prostitution

Joid — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:11:21 +0000

Last year I spend a lot of time enjoying myself by searching for moddels who where showing their caprioles online. All of them were on yacht to fame. And all of them knew that you have to start little. And that is how it hears. They all know that it is a question from given and teken. You show something and then a little later you take some back. But unfortunatly there are always the ones who want to have it all immediately. The greedy ones. The ones who don’t want to wait. The magnetrongeneration, who don’t know the art of cooking. They want to hear ping and get ping-ping. It are filthy sluts who sold their sole to the devil. And Risna.nl plays there handy on in. They offer those weak woman a professional free photoshoot, somewhere in a CenterParks huisje, and hold them a €250,- saucage in front of the nose. You can see a small amount of pictures of these whores and if you want to see more you have to pay Risna.nl, or you’re forwarded to the real slutshack Glossygirls.nl

How these lowlife bimbo’s look like? Well underothers like this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this. Oh, Risna.nl is also very helpfull with selecting the bitches; the whites are here, the blacks are here and the ones who are straightforward selfdeclared prostitutes (named Angels) are here.

thnx waar!

Danielle HOYKd nicely on lose

Joid — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:18:01 +0000

Tonight I was busy with some ChainFotoFuck and for some unforclearbare reason I had to place a moddel from our good ol’ Rob in the foto. Ask me not why. It was stronger than me. I had to use her. And as soon as I was on Robs site I had to look for HOYKs. Also here counts that I have no ancle idea why. And then i found Danielle… She was the first one where I clicked up. And weather up new I had no idea why. But I think it had so must be.

I’m there sure from, that you will enjoy Danielle just as much as I did, when you look at this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this HOYK picture. Ordinairy, because its nice too look at.

zOMG!

ThE_ED — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:33:45 +0000

Lounge Lizard

No rights! Fapping with one arm.

Joid — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:41:41 +0000

Offwalking week I ~~was~~ am very angry at the local dutch kutsupermarkts who are selling already peppernuts, tough-tough and other Sinterklaas articles in their shop. Which is ridiculous because it still takes more then 70 days before it is little-grabs-evening. And I found out that I’m not the only one who finds that this is not ok. HFTW and moddel Debbie, of course one of my 149 Hyves friends, finds that too. And she is not somaar a friend! Debbie is famous because she has been showing off with her handicap trying to win a beautycontest on television. She’s spreading the rumour now that she is in negotiations for pictures in a Dutch mens magazin. She will keep us on the heights!

Who was in her?!

Joid — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:58:57 +0000

Miss Teen USA contestant from South Carolina (youknowthough from that strong and clear consistant answer) got the opportunity to answer again. And she could!

So when she wasn’t in her body; who was?
Oh and stop making fun of her! She does it herself!

Dujo Roef en Marian stuk!

vilmer — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:16:05 +0000

Zojuist bereikte mij het trieste bericht dat het Oost-Groninger dujo Roef en Marian naar goed Volendams voorbeeld het bijltje erbij neergooit.

Het succesverhaal van het illustere dujo mag bekend zijn; nadat ze de voltallige jury van talentenshow ‘de x-factor’ verbijsterd hadden achtergelaten en een succesvolle act in de lachbandshow van trekpop Jensen waren ze welgeziene gasten in uitverkochte winkelcentra en voetbalstadions, van Gulpen tot Delfzijl.

Naar nu blijkt is juist dit succes tevens de ondergang geworden van dit immens populaire zangdujo: zoals zo vaak was de verdeling van de inkomsten, met ongetwijfeld minstens 6 nullen achter de komma, het breekpunt. De geruchten als zou een te goed bevallen partnerruilsessie met het dujo Lucas en Gea de oorzaak zijn van deze onverwachte gebeurtenis, wordt door beiden met klem ontkend.

De datum voor het afscheidsconcert is nog niet bekend, tevens spreken de geruchten over eventuele solocarrieres elkaar tegen. Het landschap van Nederland Muziekland zal nooit meer hetzelfde zijn. Eerst wordt ik via de bsc gewaar dat BZN niet meer is, nu dit. Straks wordt nog bekend dat Jovink en de Voederbietels er na dit jaar mee stoppen.
In dat geval gooi ik mezelf van het Hilton.

How many times can joe spel britnay spears wrong.

vilmer — Sun, 27 May 2007 14:26:17 +0000

Count them self

Hot Live Girls Audition

Joid — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 21:21:30 +0000

While those lutsers at that other blog are confronted with fake wannabee pr0n, the Original Fappers know where to get the real deal. Exactly! Here on Ochblog!

Oh and Reet, there is of course only one Wendy.

Everybody Fap Now!

Joid — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:20:17 +0000

Of course there are DJ’s in all sorts and measures. I don’t have to tell you that. But whoever entered the clubs the later years could have encounterd the phenomenon of the female DJ. I’m not going to make any judgement about the musical capabilities of female DJ’s or even about the way how female DJ’s try to hide that. I’m just giving here an overview about what the vinylbabes have to offer here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here.

Luckly there are also DJ’s who don’t fall for these things, although asking for a HOYK could bring in a doubt.

Who is your favorite female DJ?

Dreams Do Come True

Joid — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:34:45 +0000

We know already here on ochblog that beauty is unfortunately not for everyone. But when you are blessed with it, your almost obligated to show it ALL around. Of course as parents you stimulate your daughter as much as you can in her quest to obtain the highest possible. And if that means that you have to be her managing team. You’ll do it.

We are given these organs for a reason, so we have to use them…

More of Sunny Lane can be found here or, well, you know where and how…

The Glamour of Flight

Maks — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:32:43 +0000

Stewardesses in vintage aviation commercials.

Weird

gast! — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 19:35:05 +0000

Competition

Mission Accomplished

Joid — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 13:59:20 +0000

A week of pride and shame was this last week for the average moddelscout. The bad news didn’t went sitting in the cold clothes for me, the good news made as proud as a monkey with 3 lullen.
Inside the KNMB (Royal Dutch Moddelscout Federation) was a lot of disbelieve. There was a lot of rage, screaming and crying among me and my collegues. But seconds later after this news we got the hard copy of some impressive prints in hour hands from our own Ochgrouppie Deborah made by the new Dutch Paul Huf. Can you feel the mixed emotions that I felt?!
And besides all this news, its today exactly a year ago that i posted the first moddel Sandra…

I couldn’t sleep last night. Hundreds of voices and pictures were flying through my mind. I came to the conclusion that it can’t get any worse and it can’t get any better then it got this week for a moddelpotser. So you probably feel the cloud already hanging; I quit posting moddels.

I’d like to thank all the fans, the photographers (Rob especially) and all my gorgeous and beautiful moddels from the last year. And then leaves me nothing more than to leave you with all the best Deborah has to offer you here, here, here, here, HOYK!, here, here and here.

Voilá Viola!

Joid — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:09:43 +0000

Did you ever felt tight up? In such a way that you can’t escape? Even when you’re in a beautiful open forrest, there’s no way for you to go? Well Viola has!
Viola is actually a little more than a moddel. I’d describe her as an experience. Forout with the goat, you life only one time! to describe her motto in a nutshell.
Her website feels a little like she had a hit with a hemaworstje. An unclear chaotic mess of links and pictures. She reaveals all her having and keeping if you just click on the right links, like this one and this one.

And if you’re just interested in the moddel Viola you click here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here or here. Before you want to write down something in her guestb00k please read the note first.

Say No To Dirt

Maks — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 14:03:05 +0000

As we all know by now supermodel Kate Moss is doing tha real thing, or at least she did with or without her on-and-off boyfriend Pete Doherty (filmpje!).
And while Kate’s dumb-ass story cost her a few giant clients such as H&M and Burberrys, other models are taking advance. The beautiful Milla Jovovich (when will ‘The Sixth Sense’ be in our TV-Thursday?) for instance. With her ‘Say No To Dirt’ commercial for CWS, a company in hi-tech washroomsolutions, she is taking the shit (/seth) out of supermodels cocaïne stories…

Say No To The Escort

Joid — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:12:26 +0000

Its not a use for me to reveal intern communication, but this last week some puzzles feld on his places and it scared me.
A while ago I read this article at the barbershop. We all know that seductive woman are all around us and its good to know that there are also woman like Tineke Huizinga who show that you can be sexy and honourfull. So from that point of view I started to wonder why do beautiful woman need to grab to despective ways to gain power?
And now my fear: one off our fellow Ochbloggers showed this week herself as a datingconsulente who offers woman for escort! Now, that can toch not! Woman will get more repsect if they will treat themselves with that. I mean, if you get yourself into woman like Escortgirls you get types like this one.

Which man does want to get involved with something like this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this or this?
Find more info about Zoë Vialet (guestb00k!) and if I didn’t convince you, you can order your Escort here or here.

Juicy Joyce

Joid — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 00:11:00 +0000

Is there anyone in the (chat)room who can tame this frickin’ hot chick? I know sure from not!

Sometimes you see them down the street; those women who absorb all. All the eyes of men and women are pulled like magnets towards this gorgeous appearence off passion. And when she passes you sniff with your nose eager to catch a fling of her delirant smell, pinking away a tear in your eye because your body felt a tiny bit of her lusting bodywarmth…
I wish i’ll ever meet Joyce IRL.

Joyce is this all and even much more. Instant ejaculation is guaranteed, so get wet and wild on this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.
Tell her how many pictures you needed to loose yourself in her guestbook.

Jealin quit livin’ on dreams

Joid — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 23:18:16 +0000

On a giving moment you have to say as a model its enough. No more TFP shoots! It’s time to cash! It’s time to pluk the fruits from that gorgeous face and body that you have and make sure that you can put some money away for the olden day.
This weeks model Jealin came there also behind. She is 26 now, so she is at her best now. And under the motto that for nothing the sun up goes, she is only accepting paid shoots. And give her once wrong!

Since independent and strong woman always can find my support, I give Jealin here today an extra stage to support her business plan. Enjoy her at her best here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here.

More info can be found on her site, and please turn on your speakers while you visit her. Oh, and she has a guestbook also.

HOYK3

Joid — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 15:14:36 +0000

Maybe to the regret of some or to the joy of others, but this moddelyear isn´t over yet. Yes for sure Sijtje is our one and only Miss Moddel 2006 but the saga continues…

Lets us start this year good by giving you the most nice and gorgeous photographers position that we know here on Och. The position that makes the mouth falling open to all of us. The position that gives us hot and sweaty dreams during the night. The position that gives us chickenskin and shivers all over our body when we see it. The only position that can have its own abbreviation: HOYK.

Lets all stand up and raise our hands for part three of Hands On Your Knees!
HOYK HERE, HOYK HERE, HOYK HERE, HOYK HERE, HOYK HERE, HOYK HERE, HOYK HERE and HOYK HERE.

Moddel Of Teh Year 2006

Joid — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 00:31:28 +0000

We have had a rumurig year this last year here on Och. It was a cumming and going of Models. We for sure had some ups but also some downs. So on this last friday of the year its time to pik out the ~~five~~* four models that made the most deimpression. And for you, dear and loyal modellovers, the honerable task to point out our whinner in the comments.

I’d like to start of with Monique. Without ever been actually a model of the week she claimed all the attention towards her and kept the gemotheren busy for many days.
The second parttaker is Sijtje. One out of the big list of models that writes perfectly Ochbloggish. She have let many heart knocks faster.
Number three of my list is the one and only deb0rah. While loser Padfoot thought that he could stop us from spreading her picca’s, deb0rah was what happy with all of her exposure.
And last but not least I like to bring in all the Mymodels Babes. These girls always knew how to surprise us with the most, how shall I say it, “special” pictures.

Now, please make your choice and plemp your favorite moddel in the comment with of course a motivation. The model with the most votes becomes the title Moddel of teh Year 2006!

* due to security reasons our beloved Sylvana Plomp is excluded of this contest.

You Better Watch Out

Joid — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:17:28 +0000

Because dangerous times are coming on. Most of us don’t stand still with it, but there are a lot of people for whom Christmas is not that warm and cosy family feest. And that is of course a pity.
Luckly I have the right remedy for this problem and all you need a big amount of A4 paper and a printer. You select here under one of my special Christmas Models, copy the URL/image towards The Rasterbator, print it out and plak it all together. Extrafree tip; if you want you can cut it also out and place your own model somewhere in your house. For the best result you should place them on for the hand laying places like the kitchen or behind the ironing table.
Now then there rest me nothing more then wish you all a merry Christmas and of course give you the pics of this years finest Christmas babes.

You can rasterbate on this one here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here or here And against my sweet modellen I’d like to say: Ho! Ho! Ho!